I've got this neighbor who is a computer programmer or some such type who lives up the street and never seems to go to work. Knowing he has found the easy way out, I stopped him mowing the grass for a little taste of the secret. So I asked;
"Andy, (not his real name - just always wanted to do that) I know you have a job, you must telecommute, right?"
"Nope. But my boss thinks I do."
"So, what gives, tell?"
"Well, I outsource my work to a computer dood in India. You see, I make $73,000 a year, and pay him $11,000, and that way, I have all the time I want to do what I want to do. He's happy to have the work, and I'm happy to have the time. Plus, it's tax deductible."
Hmmm...all seems good to me, except the lawn mowing part. Anybody need a job?
Just goes to show - "Everybody Is Up To Something." sm
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