Anna Nicole Dress Conspiracy

I never saw "the dress" that Anna Nicole Smith was purportedly clothed in when, laid to rest? After speaking with all my bests, I can't find anybody who saw it. But thinking about "the dress" more, maybe I have seen , "the dress." More in a sec.

Anyhow, all we know is that "the dress" was to be a provision of the internationally renowned Hollywood costumier-habilleur; Pol' Atteu, and that it was to be predominately pink with hand beaded French alonson lace with re-embroidered gold trimming with seed pony Swarovski crystals all over, and would "accentuate every one of Anna's sexy curves," according to Patrik Simpson, Pol''s partner and funeral planner. Pol' and Patrik wouldn't give up more than this, but I've got a mental picture, I guess.

As close I came to seeing "the dress," was the above shot of it cloaked in a garment bag being whisked through the airport to its supposed final destination. Hmmm. It was Pol''s statement, "I've seen her (Anna Nicole) naked more times than anyone else," that really got me spinning. What if there was no dress? Or, what if there was and "the dress" wasn't used, and in actuality I found it on EBay as earlier divulged? Here are the facts:

• The above dress is the only one available on EBay designed by Pol' Atteu.
• It was listed at the same time Pol' was revealed to be designing "the dress."
• Yes, the above dress is green, however, the description on the site reveals it is fully lined, so quite possibly "the dress" is reversible. Why else would a funeral dress be "lined?"
  
• The there described size is correct; 40-34-40.
• Why was there no open casket as originally planned? Dr. Perper said a viewing would be OK.
  
• Marilyn Monroe, Anna's main idol, was buried in a green dress with pink roses.
  
• Note the pink shoes (more about them momentarily) a dead giveaway.
• There has been an extraordinary number of visits to this EBay page - 441 as I type, many more than most comparable dresses.
• The current winning bidder's identity is "private," although this is not a "Private Bid" auction.

Now, to "the shoes." We contacted the seller of "the dress," and had the following exchange:

"Hey,"

"We adore the green Pol' Atteu frock on your EBay site item
#130084641524 I think, and was wondering if you could possibly
consider throwing in the pink shoes shown in the picture. If so, can
you tell a little more about them? Thank you."

Out Easy

"The shoes are actually a very bright Red satin. I'll have to pull them to give you more info in the morning. We use those and now, a pair of white shoes for photos and I'm not sure of their condition. I'll contact you tomorrow with photos. Thanks for the question."

Jay

"Hi,"

"After checking the Red Satin shoes, I find a deep cut on the back of one and I'd hate to let anyone have them in that condition, sorry to disappoint you but the better use is in being incidental accessories in a photo. Thanks for visiting our EBay store."

Jay and Barbara

"No worries, thank you."

Out Easy

We note the following issues with this conversation:

• "The shoes" are definitely pink. Our colorometer proves so.
• Note the pink roses in the photo background, just like those in the funeral.
  
• Why was such an issue made of the color "red," and note it was capitalized twice.
• Why is there a refusal to sell "the shoes?" Everything on EBay is "for sale."
• How is it "the shoes" were put away, and had to be "pulled in the morning" for closer inspection and description?
• Why is it stated that "white shoes" are now used, although there are no photos of same.
  
• Why was there never any mention of "the shoes" that would be worn with "the dress" from Pol' and/or Patrik? Does Pol' not outfit shoes?
  
• Don't Pol' and Patrik look like they are hiding something in the above photo?

Hmmm...

And also note, interestingly, The New York Post and Naples News has contacted Out Easy for more information, which, we declined to give.

"Everybody Is Up To Something." sm